Why are we here?

A blog about Hispanic-Anglo culture, Border events, history and biography.

As the great journalist Jorge Ramos once commented, we live in parallel columns. So close but so separate. We want to build a few bridges.

Sunday, February 25, 2018

Drugs

Drugs?

Yes, drugs.

We got the idea for this post when we overheard a babyboomer friend saying something like:

"Whatever happened to mescaline? Remember, back in the early 70s, that stuff was almost as popular as acid!  Now it's like nobody ever heard of it!"

We've never heard of mescaline.  We've heard of LSD, of course.  Why is it called mescaline, anyway?

We then started to realize how many drugs in the US are originally from Mexico, and have permeated US culture so thoroughly, you don't really notice them.  We're willing to bet that every Census Designated Place in America has at least some familiarity, with some drug, that comes from Mexico.

So we decided to delve into the topic...not from a criminal aspect, but an informative, cultural aspect.

As we speak, we know almost nothing about this topic either, so here we go . . .

We'll start with the relatively little known sage, Salvia Divinorum (sage of the diviners, yerba de la pastora)  This plant is native to Mexico, meaning botanists haven't been able to find a source outside Mexico.

It's native habitat is cloud forest in the isolated Sierra Mazateca, of Oaxaca, Mexico.  It is there known as the method in which "visions" are induced in the ritual ceremonies of Mazotec shamans.

via mexicofuckyeah.tumblr.com

salvia divinorum via sagewisdom.org

Scientists have not concluded how many thousands of years this plant has been ingested for it's hallucinogenic properties, but it has been suggested that it may have been used by the Aztecs, where it was referred to as "poyomatli".

At this point, we need to comment on what we've noticed regarding the US perspective on this.

By and large, US media has seized upon this plant that has been used for thousands of years by our neighbors to the south, in near hysterical fashion, as the latest scourge that will kill your children.

It's far beyond our ability to understand why this happens, so we'll defer to the sociologists, or whatever academic who studies that kind of thing for a living.

On a related note, we had originally planned to include the legal status of the drugs we'll be writing about, but it's just all over the place depending on jurisdiction, it's daunting and not really relevant anyway, so we'll avoid it altogether.

Next we have our first cactus-sourced mind-altering substance, Peyote.


Wikipedia says:

". . .peyote is a small, spineless cactus with psychoactive alkaloids, particularly mescaline."

So our babyboomer friend was dropping peyote.  Won't she be surprised.

While mescaline has dropped out of favor, here are some interesting facts via this exhaustive article:

The Third Wave: Peyote

Mescaline was first isolated in 1897 by German chemist Arthur Heffter, and synthesized by Austrian chemist Ernst Spath in 1919.

We mention this only because the US Navy eventually found out about the "Nazi Truth Serum" and decided they wanted to do some experiments, too, circa 1947-1953.  The US Military certainly was into the psychedelic experience during that era!

Also, in 1953, author Aldous Huxley ingested mescaline and wrote about it in The Doors of Perception

This seems to have been something of a fad among intellectual types of the day.  Go on a trip and write about it.  Timothy Leary probably the most well-known, but hardly alone.

What hasn't dropped out of favor is the far simpler method of peyote ingestion, the "buttons".  Like salvia divinorum, the buttons can be chewed and made into a tea, although not smoked, that we are aware of, for a less intense hallucinogenic effect than from mescaline.

To continue on with cute and fanciful names like "buttons" for psychoactive plant-based substances, we move on to the "magic mushroom", psilocybin.


This one goes back thousands of years, and there is no "maybe" about it.  Pre-Columbian Mesoamerica.

Psilocybin 'shrooms are not native to Mexico, but historically, were weaved into the culture of the day, pissed off the Spanish conquistadors enough to impose a ban on it's use by the native people, and most likely is the source from which the drug is obtained today, so it's included on our list.

We've seen references to Guatemalan statuettes, stone engravings, and cave art that may possibly be depictions of the psilocybin mushroom, but unfortunately there are scant details, such as pictures, showing these artifacts.

We do know the Aztec name for the mushrooms, "teonanácatl".

Here's a good summation from a blog we found:

 Nothing But Lists

"Probably the most well-known of the native drugs, Peyote has appeared time and again in pop culture. Flowering in southern Texas and Mexico between March and May, this little cactus is world renown for its psychoactive properties. Archaeologists believe peyote use began thousands of years ago and gradually spread from Mexico to the SW United States where the Apache adopted its use. They in turn spread it to the Comanche and Kiowa. This drug was apparently so powerful that many tribes saw it as a portal into the world of the Gods. While traditionally used in ceremonies, peyote saw a spike in popularity during the Native American Church movement in the 1800’s. Today peyote is an illegal substance, but can still be bought illegally or found on reservations."

Isn't this a lovely cactus?


It's the blue agave.  It's major claim to fame is that it's the source for tequila, and as it turns out, several lesser known alcohol-containing beverages.

We here in the US don't think of alcohol (ethanol, ETOH) as a drug.  But we think if we shed the cultural viewpoint, alcohol is psychoactive and sedative at the very least, and it's history and use is very interesting, so we're going to write about it.

Agave tequilana.  Product of Jalisco, Mexico.

Rather than go into great deal of detail regarding the growing, harvesting, and manufacture of tequila, were going to refer you to this really wonderful blog devoted entirely to the subject:

In Search of the Blue Agave: Tequila and the Heart of Mexico

But here are some fun facts:

Forget about the worm, the blue agave flower is pollinated by a bat!

Tequila is produced by removing the heart (piña) of the plant in its 8th to 14th year.  Harvested piñas normally weigh 80–200 pounds.  That's impressive!


Tequila is not the only alcoholic beverage derived from the blue agave.  There is pulque, and there is mezcal, (not to be confused with mescaline, Wikipedia warns).

Neither one looks very appealing, but we discovered both have a following, and both are still available for sale today.

Mescalero men enjoying their pulque

We saved the most obvious cross-border drug for last.  Marijuana.  Mary Jane.  Clearly, like tequila, this stuff is everywhere in the United States.

It's known worldwide as marijuana, so it's got to be native to Mexico-- like salvia and blue agave, right?  No!

Research shows that marijuana actually can be traced to Turkey, where it's use spread throughout Europe, down to South America, through Central America, Mexico, and finally, the United States.

Giant weed plant growing wild in Great Britain 
Turns out, marijuana has only been called marijuana since 1910.  Prior to that, it was known by it's Latin name, cannabis.

Once again, we find there are people who are experts on everything, somewhere, if you look hard enough.

Marijuana and America have had a rocky relationship to say the least.  See this article from leafly.com for all the details:

Where did the word marijuana come from, anyway?

This concludes our whirlwind overview of cross-border drugs.

We've learned what you'll never hear in a DARE class or from your local TV news in the process of writing this post!

'Til next time!

Looks like paper bag mezcal



Thursday, February 22, 2018

A closer look at: Jorge Ramos

Introductory notes:

1) The previously referred to complicated story is so goddamn complicated I felt forced to put it on the back burner

2) We tried to make this post focus exclusively on Mr. Ramos but some things are just too infuriating to ignore, so we won't.  We'll use italics for that.

Jorge Ramos, journalist.


His name briefly a headline in Anglo-America due to him having been publicly disrespected by Donald Trump back in 2015.

"Go back to Univision!", Trump had bellowed across a crowded room.

Kinda sounds like what he really meant was " Go back to Mexico! "

He'd then been pushed backward by Keith Schiller, Trump's Head Goon.  Why didn't you file assault charges, Jorge?

It's appalling that this "man" Trump was actually elected to the highest office in our country, and further, that the majority of mainstream media is completely OK, with that, never choking on the words "President Donald Trump".  Trump reminded us again-- when he said of Judge Gonzalo Curiel, " he's Mexican, we believe ". Trump is a racist motherfucker, and we're not willing to forget it.

Jorge Ramos may be more familiar to cable news viewers as the "go-to" Latino guy when breaking news has a Hispanic connection, as they see it.

We want to tell you, as best we can, more about who he really is.

Jorge Gilberto Ramos Avalos.

He is described as "Mexican-American", and it would be hard to find another person in whom that description is more fitting.

Born: Mexico City, March 16, 1958
Residence: Miami FL
Citizenship: American

He's as American as you, Trump! Did you know that? Of course not!  Because learning really isn't your thing, is it?

He grew up in Nauculpan, a now very large and diverse suburb adjacent to Mexico City.
Nauculpan, Mexico

He graduated from Universidad Iberomericana in Mexico City, then seems to have been quickly picked up by a major TV company in Mexico City, where he hosted their version of 60 Minutes.  Obviously, his talent was evident even in his early 20s.

However, we see early signs of his maverick attitude toward authority, when he up and quit that job at age 24. The reason for his doing so was that a show he produced that was critical of the Mexican government was censored.

He then moved to Los Angeles, and subsequently was hired by KMEX-TV.  Of his move to KMEX-- he said (per Wikipedia)


"To me it was a palace . . .the United States gave me opportunities that my country of origin could not: freedom of the press and complete freedom of expression."

A rundown building on Melrose Ave, a palace.  There begins Ramos' apparent love for the United States which ultimately led him to become a US citizen, after 25 years  of internal confliction.  A part of him would always be attached to his country of origin.

"You have to go through a mental and emotional process to recognize who you really are.  I finally recognized that I cannot be defined by one country.  I am from both countries.  It took me many years to make peace with that thought, and that I was never going back to Mexico."

In a way, Jorge Ramos never left KMEX, which ultimately became the Univision News of today.  He's still there, and his work output is so prolific, we couldn't begin to list each achievement.

We do want to make special mention of his recent documentary, Hate Rising.  His treatment at the hands of Trump and his goons prompted him to do something positive.  That's the kind of guy he is.  Here he is interviewed by Larry King:



The best place for a succinct summary is to see it on the Jorge Ramos website:

Jorge Ramos Bio in English

To sum up, Jorge Ramos is criticized in some circles for his "advocacy journalism".  He's "not objective".

Perhaps this excessive concern has resulted in the detached appearance of most prominent "anchor" people in the face of wholly unacceptable behavior?

Walter Cronkite was not "objective".  Neither was Edward R. Murrow.

Jorge Ramos is the real thing.

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Fluffy Friday (El Viernes de Fluff)

But, Jesika, it's not Friday!

Yes, we are aware of that.

Here's the deal.

We're researching a story that is very serious, and much more complicated than we expected.

Therefore, time-consuming.

Additionally, we don't want every post to be depressing or upsetting.

So we're going to devote Fridays to the fun stuff we find all over the place.

Music, food, artists-- that kind of thing.

We'll start with today, which we'll call Friday-not- Friday!

First up, one of our favorite finds-- Prince Royce.  He's just all around great. Here is his English-Spanish version of Stand By Me:



Next, a cooking show, "Pati's Mexican Table".

Admittedly, we don't cook much around here, but we love a good meal and talented people like Pati!

As described by PBS, who carries the show:

" In each episode, Pati embarks upon an exciting and entertaining journey, where each dish serves as a point of departure into Mexico's deep history and culture, Pati's personal experiences, and her ongoing conversations with cooks in both Mexico and the US."



Last for today, a photography site. Webcams de Mexico

update: we found they've got a YouTube channel!

A sample:



Absolutely stunning photos from every part of Mexico.  We follow them on Twitter, but they really deserve special mention.

Hope you enjoy these as much as we do!

Til next time,
Jesika





Sunday, February 18, 2018

News Spotlight: Dennis Rivera Sarmiento - updated 2/28/18

Update 2/28//18:

Where is Dennis now?
Still being held in a Texas Detention Center.
But he's not forgotten!

From the Houston Chronicle:

By Angie Junck and Cortez Downey February 23, 2018 Updated: February 25, 2018 8:11pm

Like lots of good kids in Houston, 19 year-old Dennis Rivera-Sarmiento ought to have a bright future ahead of him. His teachers know him as kind and respectful, and as the serious-faced kid with a mop of curly hair that they look forward to having in class.

A senior and soccer player at Stephen F. Austin High School, Dennis should be off to college this fall to study computer science; he has only to decide whether to accept attendance at Texas A&M at Corpus Christi or Lamar University.

Yet Dennis might not graduate this May.  For almost three weeks now, he's been locked up in a detention camp in Livingston, Texas, under threat of deportation - a consequence out of all proportion to his infraction: knocking down and hitting a fellow student who had been bullying him for being an immigrant . . .read full article:

Make Houston Schools safe from ICE agents

While doing a general overview of current USA/Mexico border events, we found one that really is more worthy of being just one in a list of links, that being the case of Dennis Rivera Sarmiento, age 19, of Houston, Texas.

It involves, as most of these stories do, a bewildering mix of people, sometimes celebrity people, agencies, politicians, bureaucracies, and God knows what else.


Dennis, originally from Honduras, crossed into the United States illegally in 2013.  It would be interesting to know why a 14 year old would do this, apparently by himself.  But we don't.  We do know, as will become obvious as events unfold, that Dennis is one fine kid.

Wait-- he's over 18 now.  He's one fine young man.

Anyway, he was picked up by law enforcement within a short time.  He then seems to have been shuttled and handed off from one agency to another, eventually ending up being enrolled in Stephen F. Austin High School in Houston.

There Dennis made many friends, maintained a high GPA, as well as excelling as a member of the soccer team.

Unfortunately, Dennis had a problem that plagues most K-12 schools.  There was this bully.  A girl, 15 years old.  It was bad.  Very bad . . .

The following quotes and excerpts come via this excellent, detailed coverage of the Dennis backstory.

In Houston, outrage over a school arrest that landed a student in immigration detention

It was one day in late January of this year when things finally boiled over.

"You fucking wetback, come here!"  taunted the girl while Dennis was talking on his phone.

Dennis tried to walk away, but the girl kept following him, getting closer and closer, finally throwing a full bottle of Gatorade at him.

At that point, yes-- he retaliated.  He pushed her away, but after that, the accounts of both parties differ, as you would expect.

However, when Dennis reported the altercation to school officials, (as per their "bullying" policy), instead of getting help, he was turned over to the Harris County Sheriff, where he was handcuffed, arrested and taken to a detention center.  Then there began for him another agency to agency shuttling process.  This time it put him on the deportation express train.

Well, isn't that a pisser.  And Dennis's friends as well as teachers weren't just going let that happen.  This is why the NBC News Latino story exists.


This is also where a celebrity becomes part of the mix.  Alyssa Milano helped kick the story up a notch, which we're sure Dennis's friends, teachers and supporters appreciate very much.



Immigration policy has always been complicated.

Republicans and Democrats, back and forth, year after year.  But now it's different.

Now we can expect these scenarios to skyrocket-- again because of the monster at the top:

Some jurisdictions refuse to cooperate with ICE, which has angered the Trump administration and led it to threaten retaliation against the communities, often referred to as sanctuary cities.

What is wrong with you Trump people?  Oh, yeah.  You're a Trump person.

Harris County Sheriff's Office spokesman Jason Spencer told NBC News that Texas' new immigration law, known as SB4, requires cooperation with immigration officials, so if they ask for access to the jail "we feel we are obligated."

Right.  There are Trump People in the Texas State Legislature, too.

We were much amused, and also angered by this comment from a spokesperson for the Houston Independent School District:

In a statement last week, HISD said it's officer 'responded' to a reported assault of a female student.  Asked by NBC News about the bullying and who had reported the fight, district spokesman Tracy Clemons said he could not comment because of the ongoing investigation.

Their bullshit is such bullshit.  It's pretty clear who they blamed.  And it wasn't the girl who called Dennis a fucking wetback and threw the bottle of Gatorade at him.

The Trump People.  They are out there.

But, hopefully not for too much longer.

Friday, February 16, 2018

El Cielito Lindo no es El Frito Bandito

Looking, back as a child of the 1960s, you would probably not have cringed at the cultural stereotype represented by "The Frito Bandito" TV commercial of the day, which can probably be found on YouTube or archive.org (where thousands of early TV commercials have been uploaded)

Just a snippet, "Ay, ay, ay, ay....I am the Frito Bandito, I love Frito's Cornchips" . . .etc.

We're going to talk about the song from which The Frito Bandito was derived, "El Cielito Lindo", which is really quite beautiful, just like the Mexican skies.



The lyrics

Lovely Sky
From the Sierra Morena
Lovely sky, come down,
A pair of dark eyes,
Lovely sky, of smuggling.

Ay, ay, ay, ay,
Sing and don't cry,
Because singing, they brighten up,
Lovely sky, the hearts.

Bird, that deserts,
Lovely sky, it's first nest,
If it founds it (the nest) taken,
Lovely sky, well deserved.

That beauty spot that you have,
Lovely sky, next to the mouth,
Don't give it to anyone else,
Lovely sky, because it touches me.

If your moraine mouth,
Was made out of sugar,
I would spend my time,
Lovely sky, absorbing it.

From your house to the mine,
Lovely sky, there's no more than a step,
Before your mother comes,
Lovely sky, give me a hug.

An arrow in the air,
Lovely sky, Cupid has launched it,
An arrow in the air,
Lovely sky, that has struck me.





This really is one beautiful car . . .

And our viewers seem to agree, so another picture of the 1957 Studebaker Hawk:

Photo via howstuffworks.com

Thursday, February 15, 2018

A few "fuck you" Valentines from Rita Moreno to Donald Trump


Well, OK yes . . .we know these aren't actual Valentines actually sent to Donald Trump, but those with a lack of imagination won't understand this blog, anyway.  So there's that.

Rita, as anyone but the really poorly educated will know, made her breakout performance playing feisty Puerto Rican Anita in the 1961 movie musical West Side Story.

Since then, her movie career has been long and storied, but like fellow Puerto Rican Ricky Martin, Rita is fucking pissed off that Donald Trump called their homeland a cesspool, made a perfunctory post IRMA publicity visit, and threw paper towels at them like he was a big orange paper towel piñata for the peons, and really enjoyed watching them scramble for the "beautiful" paper towels. (yes he really said that)

Just for fun, ask a slack-jawed #MAGA freak (make sure they aren't a Russian bot first, though) if Puerto Ricans are American citizens.  Get ready for the wrong answer.

Anyway, we're going to share a few of Rita Moreno's more colorful Trump rants and and her Archive of American Television interview, which like all of them, are well worth watching.

Rita Moreno slams Trump, rallies women entrepreneurs at Latin Summit

Rita Moreno calls Donald Trump "unhinged", urges Latinos to vote

Rita Moreno: "Trump is a walking circus"





Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Let us be bilingual! -- updated

More current info on Manuel Franco:


He is currently still practicing in Los Angeles.

Another myth I have observed is that people tend to believe everyone either speaks Spanish or English, simple as that!  This is absolutely untrue!  If you take a close look at the situation, you find a bewildering array of individual characteristics.

Just like with last names.  Not every Hispanic surname means the person in question speaks Spanish.  Not every Anglo surname means you're "English-only" (ie Ricky Martin, Vicente Fox)

My sister took four years of formal education in Spanish, but she does not speak Spanish, as they say, "fluently". She can catch the gist of what someone is saying most of the time and muddle awkwardly through a person-to-person conversation well enough, most of the time.

Children are amazing in their ability to master two languages at once, but it seems at a certain point brainlock sets in, and learning a new language becomes a struggle.

Then you have the purist vs the colloquial or "slang" wars ongoing. Example: the vast majority of Spanish speakers call a car "el caro".  This will outrage the purists.  No!  That is called an automóvil!

What if you really want to become fluent in Spanish?

Options:

You can use your app

You can use your old school Spanish-English textbook.

You can take an online course from a company like Duolingo

You can drive to a brick and mortar school.

Or you can do something unusual, and watch old episodes of La Corte del Pueblo.

This is a now-cancelled Spanish language Judge Judy style court show, hosted by Manuel Franco assisted by his English-only speaking bailiff, Michael.

Judge Franco speaks flawless English and flawless Spanish, often switching back and forth between the two.

We regret that the NBC-Univision merger caused the cancellation of Judge Franco's show, because he was no different than any other "tough love" court entertainment show.

Jesika says check out La Corte del Pueblo!  Here's a sample.  Thank God for YouTube!  Note: extended darkscreen is due to the uploader removing commercials, not the end of the video.  They'll be back!


And in conclusion, any or all of the above will work. So we'll say we'll give occasional updates on Jesika's journey to become fluent in Spanish, self-absorbed as that may be!

What about the children?

One thing the lazy and poorly educated believe, as their so-not-a-leader aka @realdonaldtrump fake @POTUS etc is that every minor child attempting to enter the United States comes from Mexico or is somehow "smuggled" as in their favorite over-simplifications like the "anchor babies" and their greedy, leech parents.

Problem is, their mental affliction and Trumps sanctioned ignorance causes them to do incredibly cruel, mean-spirited things to children. The Dream Act controversy gets a lot of attention from all sides of American political structure, pro and con, but it's a sliver of what is really going on across any geographic location across Central and North America.

The cruelty stories span backwards for decades, and they really are too numerous to go into great detail, but some of the most infamous are the case of Elián González, where the local conservatives, (ie Gloria Esteban) much ballyhooed the "family values" concept. Except in the case of Elian it meant separating a child from his father and two grandmas, when his mother had recently drowned, because Fidel Castro was a very bad man. Our information indicates that parental love trumps the political views of the person in charge at the time, all the time.
Our most recent case is that of Rosamaria Hernandez, who in all likelihood the Trump Cult has never heard of.

Next, we'll take a brief look at the issue of minor children (usually male age 12-17 yrs) who, through various ways end up congregating, and sometimes successfully crossing into the United States.

In this case it is mandatory to put yourself into the mindset of someone else -- someone else who is a child, a mother, or whomever loved one it may be.  But, apparently, the cultural ignorance/ Trump-sanctioned intellectual laziness recipe results are as you would expect, disastrous.

Guatemala, in particular, is a hellspace of horrifying drug-trafficking violence.

Here are a few links, but if you Google that the results are so numerous as to be repulsive, and you just can't look anymore.

https://www.efe.com/efe/america/sociedad/cineasta-expone-la-muerte-controvertida-de-menores-en-frontera-eeuu-mexico/20000013-3432697

Extremely Graphic:

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=81d_1227460742

I don't know for sure, but I think that country may be the beheading capital of the world. So, you're a parent, and you decide the daily body count in your neighborhood is really too much.  It makes South Central Los Angeles look like a pleasant suburb by comparison.

Or, you're a teenager who has gathered enough life skills, awareness and desire to protect your family, you decide to split in the middle of the night in search of help, any help, and you've heard of a place called America, where it is said, help can be had. You don't tell anyone of your plan, because you know they will stop you.

For you see, the trip through Mexico to the United States is something akin to the journey of Papillon out of French Guiana.  See: Mexico train derailment of 2013

To the Trump Cult, they can barely call these kids refugees. They think their greedy parents abandoned them so they can get a job as a busboy or be just another leech on the American taxpayer.

Is the Trump Cult aware of any of this?  No.



This is because they are poorly educated, and their leader has told them that this is OK! Why bother to research something before you act? The orange Pied Piper certainly doesn't.

Even someone as intelligent as Ann Coulter has confused the truth to her followers in two cases - one involving a murder in Wyoming (the "illegal" actually had legal documentation) and a train derailment in Mexico she assumed passengers to be Mexican (most were not).

But what about the children? Is the answer to have an angry cabal of Orange County, CA "Tea Partiers" block the driveway of a Detention Center and prevent a busload of exhausted and hungry cartel-violence, traumatized minor children from getting food and shelter?

Would it be better to have them lost and bewildered in a place that must look like another planet to a desperate and confused 12 year old?

To anyone with a heart, the above scenarios are simply unacceptable.  Yet, if you don't expand your awareness, otherwise known as ignorance, you may personally believe any or both are just fine.

No, not everyone of anything is a horrible person.  Believing so has a name.  It's called prejudice.  Prejudgment.  We all fall victim to it . . .

Now, at the risk of appearing to pontificate, we'll wind it up now.

Best to all.

Jesika

Monday, February 12, 2018

One of Jesika's Heroes -- Ricardo Montalban

One of our heroes, Ricardo Gonzalo Pedro Montalbán y Merino, KSG (why do these guys have such long freakin' formal names?) discusses the public image of Mexico compared to various other Latino countries.


Donkey Serenade


Sunday, February 11, 2018

Sunday Funnies with Jimmy O'Keefe


Yes, people like Chuck C. "rage furby" Johnson are annoying, but I for one am in favor of keeping them guarded and tethered outside just for their unique brand of entertainment value.  We provided the link to Chuck's website since he's been banned from Twitter or don't follow Charles Johnson you tend to forget who he is. Go there to find out.

You may recall that Jimmy made his first big splash in the world of investigative journalism (to James and his ilk) or "confusing stunt journalism" to most everyone else was the great ACORN Sting Operation of 2009, where he gorged on the attention with such intensity that it actually ate his brain.

Thus, his next more popular public display of brainless mediocrity was the Telephone Man Sting, when everything went way south of la frontera.  He duped a lot of reporters into believing him a conservative boy wonder, until Telephone Man.

To those unfamiliar with Telephone Man, James believed a political colloquialism ("our phone lines are jammed with callers") to be a statement of fact, along the lines of a speech "tossing red meat" to foment rage in a crowd of partisans.

The idea was to go undercover wearing the orange vest, and somehow examine Senator Claire McCaskill's office switchboard or something and victoriously announce someone was able to put a call through. Or something.

Anyway, our border related laugh of the day is Jimmy's repeated attempts to wade across the Rio Grande in an Osama Bin Laden costume and, we assume, pat himself on the back when nobody shoots him.

Meanwhile we suppose a group of curious onlookers gathers, wondering what the hell he was doing that for.

The only thing Jimmy accomplishes with this particular antic is to distract Border Guards from noticing maybe seven raftloads of weed going by and several drownings-in-progress a few miles downriver.  We certainly hope not, but neither can border agents be everywhere at once.  It must be hard to pull away from a spectacle.  It's just hardwired in humans to be amazed by the strange.



Daughter: Papa, ¿Por qué el payaso está en el río?

Father: él es probablemente loco.

Si.

Friday, February 9, 2018

Right music, right time.

Ricky Martin talks to young talent in Spanish-produced musical television series Dreamland.  You'll need that Translate Button to the right.

https://www.cuatro.com/dreamland/

Only eight episodes.  Que lastima.


Now, just when you're depressed and moping and parched, you roll the dusty Studebaker into the parking lot of some old roadhouse for a cold one and find some culo for the ladies, or whomever.
Yeah!

Beats the hell out of old guys with green teeth alll over.

Sorry I don't have a Windows laptop in the car, or I would embed this.

levantarse y bailar!



https://youtu.be/1G2-r-5ZwnY

By the way, Ricky Martin is one of our favorites for his charity foundation , calling out @fema and  the 'conventional" media on the expanding disaster at least a week before they happened to notice:

Ricky Martin (@ricky_martin) tweeted at 4:17 PM on Wed, Sep 06, 2017:
. @fema watching the news, I only hear about budget allocation for Florida regarding #IRMA. Now tell us about Puerto Rico.
(https://twitter.com/ricky_martin/status/905570625086939136?s=03)


. . . and for this "scathing" op-ed originally printed at Univision News in 2015

https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/latin/6677674/ricky-martin-donald-trump-op-ed-univision



Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Just build the fucken wahhhhhlllll!!!!

"Shouts the fat orange man", as thick orange spittle 
sprays the nearly orgasmic throng of hundreds.

Well . . .
is it really as simple as the man who said it?

NYT November 26, 2011 photo credit Oscar Casares

BROWNSVILLE --- One of the obvious advantages of living within a gated community is the sense of security.

But what if you live on the wrong side of the gate?

Consider the plight of Tim Loop, 47, who lives on his family farm in Brownsville, at the southernmost point along the United States-Mexico border.

Not so long ago, the Loop farm was a pastoral vision . . .
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Big Hat, 'nothin, in it.





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Saturday, February 3, 2018

All I'm saying is.....la verdad como the Big River (updated)

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand.…..but really.

Trump says we need a wall and it's going to be a beautiful wall and you Mexicans over there are gonna pay for it is a whole raft of caca. Warning: This is real life. 

We're not LiveLeak.  We're not trying to toss morbid clickbait.  But trite as it may sound, "it is what it is".  We noticed in an episode of Border Wars, the seemingly nonchalant attitude of border law enforcement on both sides of the Rio Grande as they retrieved drowned individuals from the river, it happens so often, I suppose it's human nature to detach from such frequent horrible events, or you'll lose your mind in short order.

We just want to emphasize the point.  The idea that The Wall will prevent desperate people from doing desperate acts is as insane as Donald Trump himself.